Landing in Dallas

I would like to know who moved Dallas to the sun’s surface?

It is ungodly hot!

It was -2 when I left Edinburgh this morning.

It is 30 here.

30!

In December!

(These are in Celsius; I don’t know what they are in Ferinhight. Below freezing and a temperature hotter than the hottest day of summer in Edinburgh)

I have clearly fully adapted to living in Scotland.

I am not cut out for this heat anymore.

Sometimes people ask me when I am moving back.

I had previously kept it as a possibility of something that might happen.

No more.

I cannot do this.

I am not built for it.

While I love my family, and I have missed the food, I think that spring here would hospitalise me, let alone summer.

Thank all the gods for air-conditioning.